Mom Thoughts

April 4th, 2008 • Related • Filed Under

I’ve been cleaning out the closet under the stairs today, when I found a book that I haven’t seen in a long time- God’s Little Instruction Book for Mom.  I thought I’d share a few cute passages from it.

*Adult education is something that will continue as long as kids have homework.  author unknown

*A mother finds out what is meant by spitting image when she tries to feed cereal to her baby.  author Imogene Fey

*Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.  author Erma Bombeck

*People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.  author Leo J. Burke

*A perfect example of minority rule is a baby in the house.  Milwaukee Journal

*Children certainly brighten up a home.  Did you ever see a child under 12 turn off an electric light? author unknown

And finally, my favorite!

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.  author Phyllis Diller

Have a great weekend!

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